Thorfinn the Nicest Viking: A Hilarious Tale of Disgusting Feasts and Viking Adventures

Chapter 1: The Disgusting Feast

Thorfinn was the nicest Viking in the whole wide world. He didn't like fighting or raiding or any of the other things that Vikings usually liked to do. He much preferred to spend his time reading books, playing with his pet pig, and making friends with people from all over the world.

Thorfinn and the Disgusting Feast (Thorfinn the Nicest Viking Book 4)

by Polly Horvath

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One day, Thorfinn was invited to a feast at the castle of King Harald Bluetooth. Thorfinn was excited to go, because he had heard that King Harald was a very generous host and that his feasts were always the best.

But when Thorfinn arrived at the castle, he was in for a surprise. The feast was disgusting! There was rotten fish, sour milk, and maggoty meat. Thorfinn couldn't believe that anyone would eat such awful food.

But the other Vikings didn't seem to mind. They were all stuffing their faces with the disgusting food, and they were all having a great time. Thorfinn didn't want to be the only one who wasn't enjoying himself, so he decided to try some of the food.

He took a bite of the rotten fish, and it was so bad that he almost threw up. He tried a sip of the sour milk, and it was so sour that it made his teeth hurt. He finally tried a bite of the maggoty meat, and it was so gross that he couldn't even swallow it.

Thorfinn was so disgusted by the food that he had to leave the feast. He went outside and sat down on a rock, feeling sick.

Chapter 2: The Viking Adventure

Thorfinn was so upset about the disgusting feast that he decided to go on an adventure. He wanted to find a place where the food was good and the people were nice.

He packed his things and set off into the forest. He walked for days, until he came to a clearing. In the middle of the clearing was a small village.

Thorfinn went into the village and was immediately greeted by the villagers. They were all very friendly and welcoming. They invited Thorfinn to stay for dinner, and he was delighted to accept.

The villagers served Thorfinn a delicious meal of roasted chicken, fresh vegetables, and warm bread. Thorfinn had never eaten such good food in his life.

After dinner, Thorfinn talked to the villagers about their lives. He learned that they were a peaceful people who lived off the land. They were farmers and fishermen, and they were always happy to share their food with others.

Thorfinn decided to stay in the village for a while. He helped the villagers with their work, and they taught him about their way of life. Thorfinn learned a lot from the villagers, and he came to appreciate their simple and peaceful way of life.

One day, Thorfinn was out hunting in the forest when he came across a group of Vikings. The Vikings were raiding the village, and they were about to kill the villagers.

Thorfinn couldn't let that happen. He drew his sword and charged at the Vikings. The Vikings were surprised to see Thorfinn, and they laughed at him.

"What is a nice Viking like you ng here?" one of the Vikings asked.

"I'm here to protect these people," Thorfinn said.

The Vikings laughed again. "You're just one Viking," one of the Vikings said. "You can't stop us."

"I'm not alone," Thorfinn said. "The villagers are with me."

The villagers came out of their houses and stood behind Thorfinn. The Vikings looked at the villagers, and they saw that they were all armed.

The Vikings knew that they couldn't defeat Thorfinn and the villagers, so they turned and ran away. Thorfinn and the villagers cheered as the Vikings disappeared into the forest.

Thorfinn had saved the village from the Vikings, and the villagers were very grateful. They gave Thorfinn a hero's welcome, and they treated him like one of their own.

Thorfinn stayed in the village for many years. He became a respected member of the community, and he was always there to help those in need. He was a true Viking hero, and he never forgot the villagers who had saved him from the disgusting feast.

Thorfinn and the Disgusting Feast (Thorfinn the Nicest Viking Book 4)

by Polly Horvath

4.8 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	18244 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	136 pages
Screen Reader	:	Supported

FREE